(at EWoT-2001)
(with annotations from Yorrick)
(Well actually it was to EWoT, but then again is there much difference?)
(Well WHAT do you want? With so much evil around. The Evil One, her sidekick, a green *coughblackcough* Aes Sedai and several evil warders.)
(As IF weapons ever had a chance against balefire. I think I at least received a dozen balefire-threats, but what else is new?)
(Actually it were CD's, I wouldn't waste my precious harp on these *coughculturalcoughhooliganscough*)

(Especially after a long visit to a pub *hips*
"see the little goblin,
See his little feet,
And his little nosey wose,
Isn't the goblin sweet?"
Bartender!!! one more pint of inspiration.)

(Of course they were all ganging up on the poor innocent gleeman. Until I pointed out I was cooking dinner and adding some poison wouldn't be much of a problem.)
(With this *coughevilcough* bunch, that will be the right to remain silent or anything you say will be certainly used against you.)
(Well at least my cooking got praise (they wouldn't dare else *weg* after the poison threat), but my singing didn't.)
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(Resistance is futile, You will be assimilated …eh…oops …wrong meeting.)

(They tried and tried to corrupt poor me, but I did not yield (Well not right away anyway.)
(See that's why I didn't bring it in the first place .Those cultural hooligans would have done it (with sadistic pleasure) for me.)
(It wouldn't have been chains, because no one brought handcuffs (or so they said!!!!)
(no pure souls here only forsaken and tainted ones.*looks around to see if no one of the evil bunch overheard him*)
(no Aes Sedai in her right mind would bond a glee…eh… well with this lot you never know though. These are all escapees from Tar Valon Asylum (The Maximum security ward) it's a curse! poor innocent me *snorting sounds can be heard in the background* cooped up with a bunch of lunatics *runs for his cuendillar shelter before the *censored* will hit the fan.*)
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